The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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