hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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