You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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