hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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