I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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