Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
