I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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