I just cut my nipple shaving
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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