I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
