the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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