Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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