I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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