you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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