No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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