I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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