i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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