so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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