best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize