hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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