And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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