What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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