how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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