I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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