at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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