The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
