we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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