Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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