ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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