Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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