either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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