Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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