Don't you send me to vm
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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