Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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