I want to have your abortion
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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