then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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