she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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