I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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