I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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