why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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