i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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