It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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