Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I believe in your delicious
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
