Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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