I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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