Do you still have your period?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
