She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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