When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
