Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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