Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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