yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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