I think I just saw someone hide a body.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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