The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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