I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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